The Bukkake Files: I Will Tell You Why
Several years ago, a man’s fantasy became a reality: A blog dedicated to all of his sexual misfortune and insecurities. Yes, I’m talking about The Bukkake Files. Sadly, over the years, this kind author has mellowed out and forgotten about the ghosts that haunted his past. Maybe I just don’t give a fuck anymore. Maybe I’m dying. We’re all dying, my friends.
Silentpillow was great once. Hell, Silentpillow can be great again. Who the hell knows?
The Obi-Wan Kenobi Apparition
Hey Nerds:
Remember when Luke Skywalker was dying in the snow? Old Ben Kenobi appeared to him and told him to visit Yoda. Well, I’m being Ben Kenobi right now and I’m telling you to post some shit on here. I’m trying to take a vacation from my vacation while on hiatus.
And ScarletHarlot — I have no fucking idea how I can help you. As soon as I find some answers, I will let you know