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I just posted thirteen consecutive posts on silentpillow!  This is bullshit!  I don’t want the spotlight.  I wanna be in the shadows … dropping desperate nerd comments on the posts of other bloggers.  sexykitten has her reasons for not posting.  I get it.  I feel her.  I love her.  cosmonogamy is out there restoring order to the galaxy.  He has his reasons.  So what about the B-Team?

scarletharlot, morbidsilence, cherrycocaine … what’s up?

What about the C-Team?

eroticshadow, supersexstories, keep on truckin’  … engine trouble?

Remember Keep on Truckin’?  Was that his handle?  LOL.  I’m laughing at my own shit … again.  This madness has to stop!  Where is that fucking truck driver?  I love his fake stories.  Remember the scene in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure?  “Large Marge sent you!”

Let’s make Bukkake Files history tonight.  I’m gonna attempt to post a video.  *Crossing myself* …

…Oh, forget it.  The youtube videos are shit and I’m too lazy to go to other video sharing sites.  We all know and love Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.  How can you possibly hate that movie?  It’s the Ultimate Childrens Movie.  The jokes are weird, the pace is erratic, and I’m pretty sure Pee-Wee Herman fucks the waitress.  10/10.

Back to my point.  I need to be stopped.  I was booed off the stage last night when my “Korean and Japanese Women Drinking Milk Pudding from Juice Glasses Looks Like They are Drinking Cum” bombed.  I thought it was a good joke.  Well, no, it’s a shitty joke.  Really gross.  My mind is warped!  I see Asian women drinking from a glass and I immediately think of the SOD 8 Years Anniversary Special.

And if you don’t know what the SOD 8 Years Anniversary Special is … get the fuck outta here!!!!

Now someone other than me … Write a Fucking Post Already!!!!!!!!!