The Grid

I’m still leaving silentpillow this week.  I’m a big boy and I want a site entirely dedicated to ME.  This 26 year old man has the temperament of a 4 year old and the intellect of a 10 year old.  Seriously.  I failed sixth grade and managed to graduate high school thanks to “Social Promotion.”  Oh, sure, I made dean’s list in college, but it was at Harvard on the Rio Grande.  And I only made dean’s list because I had classes that allowed me to write long, drunken rants about other people.  I remember that semester so well.  There was this Austrian girl … fuck me … she was so hot!  I fought other men to the bitter end to gain access to that sweet vag.  No dice.  She shot down my friend in my presence and I laughed right in his face.  And then she turned to me and shot me down.  Nobody won.  This story sucks.

All of my posts on silentpillow suck.  I’m the biggest egg-sucking, pimple-picking, donkey-loving loser in the history of blogs.  So here’s the kicker — The New Bukkake Files will not really be about me!  I’m dedicating my new project to the people who have shaped my life and world-view.  It will be vulgar and uninformed.  It will be wretched and pathetic.  But it will be my baby.  My little child with my DNA.  silentpillow is like the surrogate mother of my blog.  That does not make any sense, but I’m sticking to it.  I want something of my own.

I will always love sexykitten, cosmonogamy, scarletharlot and sapphirethesexyone.  I thank all of you for sharing moments in your lives with the online world.  Of course I thank silentpillow for being really cool and friendly with me the whole time.  I got away with a lot in this blog.  Most of it was total garbage, but I think I had a semi-funny joke every once in a while.

My 100th post was titled “The Good Earth.”  My 206th post was titled “Ultimate J.”  “Ultimate” was supposed to be the 200th.  I don’t know how I fucked that one up!  I’ll see this blog through to my 300th post.  Should be the next post.  Or not.  I don’t really know or care.  One more post and then I’m out.  I moved to my new house already.  It doesn’t feel like a home, but I have the support of a very dear and beloved ex-silentpillow blogger to get me through the creepy nights in my new blog.

Here’s to The New Bukkake Files!  An experiment!

Cheers!