The Bukkake Files by Jacob L.

Hi.  Remember this title?  Remember reading The Bukkake Files way back in the Summer of 2007?  Yeah?  Yeah.  Me too, muthafucka.  Who created The Bukkake Files?  Me.  Please don’t tell me I should have copyrighted that shit years ago.  Please!  They can’t steal my beloved Bukkake Files from me.  It’s all I have!

A very talented and lovely porn star released a pornographic video with a similar title.  An exact title. . . who the fuck am I kidding?  And I know I can’t take any legal recourse, but I feel like I have been robbed, raped, and my firstborn kidnapped and jizzed on by dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of men.

And if I can’t sue, then what shall I do?  If the cock does not fit and you choose to acquit, then I shall double my efforts and talk more shit.  Not about Sabrina Deep.  I think Sabrina Deep is a great porn star.  But who coined the term?  Who is first on google?  Yeah, you better fucking believe I google myself from time to time.  The Bukkake Files is still top dog.  silentpillow is slowly dying, but The Bukkake Files by CausticJ36/Charles J. Chinwannabutr/Jacob L./ShakyJake/JakeShakes is stronger than ever.  I’m gonna blog the shit out of this site.  And if I must go public and risk shame and ignominy for this. . . I will.  Let all of the charges come out.  Let the media feed on my entrails.

The Bukkake Files. . . Why?

For this moment.  Right here.  Right now.