The Future

Silent Pillow is dead.  Bunch of fucking spam bots wanting to sign up for blogs.  sexykitten is gone.  autonomyboy is Long gone.  scarletharlot wrote something that didn’t make any sense to me.  What The Fuck.

Do you think I enjoy writing bullshit all on my own?  I should just dance in front of the fucking mirror.  Maybe I should write all of my thoughts down and read them to my cat.  Fucking HELP.  Please.

I don’t know, boss.  I think you should blow up the entire fucking site.  I’m sorry if you lost any money on this adventure.  It’s over, brotha.  We had something a few years ago.  We could have been great.  Oh sure, people love the thought of Silent Pillow, but no one wants to pitch in.  I should have bought this site from you a couple years ago, but I am too much like Mike Tyson.  Controlling my money is a lost art and by that I mean I usually lose my money buying art or by pretending to be an artist and living beyond my means.

I don’t know.  Maybe we can re-brand?  Tried any fucking craigslist ads lately?  I know they are bunch of cunts at craigslist, but we can still try?

I’ll keep going.  400th post is coming up.  Maybe we will have something to celebrate by then.

Save us, someone.  We are the world.  Join your hands across America.  Ummmm. . . 9/11?